META KNIGHT'S BACK, B**CHES!!

YEEEAAAAAH BOI! MY BRAWL MAIN IS BACK! IMMA SPAM HIS SWORD TO VICTOREEE!

FIGHT ME! MY POWER IS WITHOUT RIVAL!! *flails his sword around like an idiot*

I KNEW YOU'D NEVER ABANDON YOUR LOVE-CHILD SAKURAI! I LOVE YOU MORE THAN EVER, NOW!!

♪YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND!!♪

MACH TORNADO TO DA' MAX!! *twirls with his sword like a ballerina dancer on cocane*

COME AND GET ME, BAN-HAMMERS!!

FANBOY-GASM!!!!!!! *covers my copy of Brawl in semen*



*pants, and goes to get some tissues, oranje juice, and a throat lozenge*

So yeah, Meta Knight's back...he's special to me, as he was the first character I ever selected in a Smash game... Well, there's Zelda if I count the time I played Melee at McDonald's, but I won't count that since the controller was broken, and she kept going to the right. That, and I owned Brawl first. I don't care if he's nerfed or still op, I JUST WANT THOSE GAUNTLETS TOUCHING ME!


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On a side note, the Smash website has been updated with a list of stages from both versions. What's both strange and suspicious to me is that Pyrosphere isn't on that list. It would have to be on there, since it was one of the first revealed stages...unless...







HAI GUYS! DID I MISS ANYTHING?


I've been very stressed with the Ridley stuff, and Meta Knight made my day. Thank you, Sakurai.